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Voluptuous Goddess Chyna Chase

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via @Chyna_Chase

If you’d like to feel better about yourself, just check out her Twitter feed. Compared to some of her followers, me and you guys are total winners. *high fives*

I swear if I wake up in a few days and see her get a package from one of you guys, you’re banned from this site forever.

Sadly, some guys think that complimenting a girl and doing nice things for her will get them some ass. Take it from me, it won’t happen.

Not sure if this is relevant, but when I was young, I used to go around like “Damn shorty, can I be your slave?!?!” Shocking but it never worked.

Actually out of 43 times, one girl said yes. I had no idea what to say next, cause no girl ever said yes before. Then my friends told me, yo Dave, she’s a tranny.

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