So you’re on the bus, and those two come in like that. What do you do? Choose all that apply…
- Fondle them all over like a Japanese male pornstar.
- Just sit back and enjoy the view.
- Whip out my phone and take pics and videos to send to BOTD.
- Get off at the next stop and wait for a bus with skinny chicks.
- I don’t take public transportation like the common folk. I’m way too big willy for that.
- Put my hand down my pants like Al Bundy and take care of business.
- Ask them out on a date