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Thick Asians on the Bus

So you’re on the bus, and those two come in like that. What do you do? Choose all that apply…

  1. Fondle them all over like a Japanese male pornstar.
  2. Just sit back and enjoy the view.
  3. Whip out my phone and take pics and videos to send to BOTD.
  4. Get off at the next stop and wait for a bus with skinny chicks.
  5. I don’t take public transportation like the common folk. I’m way too big willy for that.
  6. Put my hand down my pants like Al Bundy and take care of business.
  7. Ask them out on a date