So you’re on the bus, and those two come in like that. What do you do? Choose all that apply…

1. Fondle them all over like a Japanese male pornstar.
2. Just sit back and enjoy the view.
3. Whip out my phone and take pics and videos to send to BOTD.
4. Get off at the next stop and wait for a bus with skinny, masculine looking chicks.
5. I don’t take public transportation like the common folk because I’m big willy.
6. Put my hand down my pants like Al Bundy and take care of business.
7. Ask them out on a date.

From OONIKU-017